Free up the general.

Mom is always keeping us down!

Yo. Where you at?

"What?"
"I can't hear you, my cell phone's in my mouth"

Pizza!

I'm getting ready for my visit to New York by acquainting myself with the local fare.

What an exhausting day!

Not that I was the one hiking around with the 20 lb baby...

See? Food!

CHEERIO NOSE!

Although you might consider this photo super cute, I had no idea what they were doing to me until it was too late. Sometimes it just isn't fair.

Someone get me a bigger hat?

...please?